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There is really no way to know how many chameleons are in this room right now.
Posted on 20th Aug at 11:18 PM, with 81,411 notes

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

Posted on 20th Aug at 11:17 PM, with 70,973 notes
"w is not a vowel"
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
Posted on 20th Aug at 9:33 PM, with 159,975 notes

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

Posted on 20th Aug at 2:14 AM, with 387,654 notes

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

Posted on 20th Aug at 2:11 AM, with 67,431 notes

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

Posted on 20th Aug at 2:09 AM, with 285,896 notes

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

Posted on 20th Aug at 1:23 AM, with 88,946 notes
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

Posted on 20th Aug at 1:21 AM, with 125,151 notes

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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