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There is really no way to know how many chameleons are in this room right now.
Posted on 15th Apr at 9:57 PM, with 116,011 notes

gingerb3ard:

hannilicious:

gingerb3ard:

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:55 PM, with 175,714 notes

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:53 PM, with 7,475 notes
fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:53 PM, with 300,232 notes

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical
Posted on 15th Apr at 9:53 PM, with 255,184 notes

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:51 PM, with 78,013 notes
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:48 PM, with 667,816 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:46 PM, with 160,697 notes

phoenix-is-so-done:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

who the fuck chooses to be an actor in infomercials

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:39 PM, with 77,737 notes

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS

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IS IT WORKING

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:38 PM, with 1,370 notes
1innea:

def followin for the rest of the story!!!

1innea:

def followin for the rest of the story!!!

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:36 PM, with 95,837 notes

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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